Clarification for clarification's sake

A cell phone, as defined by me, is a small portable device capable of communicating with others via radio wave (huge guess) technology.
The word portable means it is able to be carried with you.
The word capable meaning "able to".
The word communicating.. well it means conversing and sharing and determining if you are flat off your rocker to go off the grid on me.

It is a non wired device. It can be answered in the bathroom or the movie theater.
It is used to return calls and texts.
It is NOT used as a paper weight unless you dont charge it.
If you do not charge it with an electrical means it will die. If it dies your voicemail picks up on the first ring. If it rings 4-5 times the device is charged and you are simply not answering.

When you are hundreds of miles away and someone calls you it means they are trying.
When you do not answer it means you are not trying.

This is a picture of me done trying to be nice. Because hundreds of miles makes it difficult for me to reach out and pinch the inner part of your thigh where it hurts the most.